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wifeswickedlust: My co-worker, Sally, is the biggest flirt in the office. She loves to tease but tells everyone that she is happily married and would never cheat on her husband. One evening at an after-work party we all got pretty drunk. I asked
fagnaros: fagnaros: bathykolpian: fagnaros: #aka: the fresh prince of veiled stair best tag. Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how I
webabuser: I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE OVER 18K NOTES. WHAT THE HECK. IT’S A VOLLEYBALL WITH A SCARF LIKE WHERE IS THE JOKE. I hate this site
the-eren-jaeger: webabuser: I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE OVER 18K NOTES. WHAT THE HECK. IT’S A VOLLEYBALL WITH A SCARF LIKE WHERE IS THE JOKE. I hate this site Oh the poor souls who just don’t understand..
The obvious joke here is that the watermelon is being voiced by a black man.
is the joke the ’s?
Is this joke going to be run into the ground so hard that it will come out the other side? That was rhetorical. I’m just going to enjoy the ride.
Don’t worry, eventually she gave up and zigzagged her way through the corn.(Submitted by lucario-of-hyrule)
This is the last post in the “Where’s Peri” arc. Click here to read it from the beginning!
“Now ive just gotta decide what to wear. Is it true that orange is the new black?”
Yesterday was the Killing Joke movie, today is the Wonder Woman trailerThe feels.And you still think that pushing Marvel is giving to Captain Marvel since 2014 can top this? This character who has been around for 75 years? give me a break.
Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of the genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. Studies have found that masturbation is frequent in humans of both sexes and all ages, it is considered a normal part of healthy life today. Enjoy it!
pragmatic-supervillain: drowranger: ottenskjold: matthewsagan: tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr this is the worst post ive ever seen if you have trouble making jokes that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then
sexint: puublack: paper-mario-wiki: blogs that constantly and exclusively manufacture shitposts give me heartburn. like, if you want to reblog memes and jokes and whatever thats fine, but im talking about the people who are CONSTANTLY trying to become
drunkonschadenfreude:i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story
megapope: “can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song
findingfeather:kittydesade:deluxetrashqueen:Once again, Tumblr manages to succeed via just being honest with their users. I made a post back around April fool’s about the crabs being so popular because the joke was that every other website tries
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
unicornfan: devipotato: metalslugx: Either there’s no joke, the bowling ball is the joke, or maybe it’s too abstract for my tiny little simian mind some of my mutuals don’t understand this so there’s an old school meme where you remove the middle
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kfleminem: sinbadism: nintendofunclub: daily reminder to stop supporting stephen colbert wheres the joke? wheres the joke colbert This is the joke. The joke is that the Washington Redskins organization refuses to acknowledge that the term “Redskins”
bombing: shrimpfish: bombing: for april fools i’m going to stay home and jack off what exactly is the joke here my life
the-cyanide-exploder: aradiamara: I love how the greatest joke in anime history is even joked about in anime. No anime can ever top Daily Lives of Highschool Boys.
ruecian:what the fuck is the joke here wait for it~
ck-blogs-stuff: grimphantom2: ninsegado91: ufonaut: this is the war of jokes and riddles we deserve Lol He is the Joker lol HA XD lol XD
so i did some research on gamergate and have come to the conclusion i want nothing to do with it. video game journalism is a joke, the industry is more or less a joke, and the whole “scandal” is rooted in combating “sjw’s”
jokes-the-clown: guitarbeard: The man who sacrificed everything to make his son happy he deserves an award
drbrianbae:frightbot:after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes gdo domot tungle y u mek bad upd8…is
flimflamflummox: lloxie: tinysaurus-rex: jumpingjacktrash: m–ood: This is how far into the earth humans have dug so far. perspective oh! o: …I feel like there are easy snarky jokes to make here…. >w> What? What is the joke, Lloxie?
flatbear: I WARNED YOU. This is the oldest joke in Tolkien Fandom right now, and I. CARE. NOT!
the new apartment is in a complex that’s not just a scummy new brunswick scumlord and they keep needing proof that I can pay for this apartment but hah hah hah the joke’s on all of us, because I’ve already had to dip into my savings
zekroraptor: rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 that’s the joke, that is the joke
gracekraft: The joke is that Pearl is a massive dork
How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.
I hope people are aware that that post about the peanut butter cookie cats is a joke. Because a lot of the people reblogging it don’t seem aware of it and I know folks never bother to actually click sources (which in this case is a gif of Amethyst as
voiceactresskurutta: just-shower-thoughts: I just realized that “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a joke about suicide I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING FOREVER HOW THAT JOKE WAS AN ACTUAL JOKEAND NOW IT’S EVEN WORSE
peridoxic: elasticitymudflap: tbqh… to me the unnecessary fear-mongering that happens when a fandom pulls a bad, particularly harmless, joke is more annoying than the joke itself like yes, tell the people who participated how to right the wrong,
gracekraft: The joke is that Pearl is a massive dork y’know, as soon as Pearl made that Lion joke in “Logdate 7 15 2″ I immediately remembered this old comic
thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs
madhatterwithabox: Best Jungle Cruise Jokes: -“Our boat loaders used to work at an orange juice factory….. until they got canned……. they just couldn’t concentrate.” -“This is the top of the boat, this is the bottom of the boat, if at any
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
r u srs???? i am only allowed to listen to the vaccines and not watch it? this is joke my life is a joke livin in da us sux
thefilmjunkie: What is the punchline to the joke? It was revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, “I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, ‘Forgot my pencil,’ so we were trying to work
ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
mid-daydelusions: gregwuzhere: mid-daydelusions: gold I had to remember she’s Jewish now before I understood it pretty sure the joke is actually that the new testament is just a bunch of noncanonical shit man made up because they dug ‘the word
the-real-eye-to-see: How is sunflower oil a seasoning
cameoamalthea: valkubus: mycroftsbooty: shslspookyscary: adropofred: comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments? un pharmachien why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important something
aeon-fux: probably my second fav joke in spongebob is the one where squidward is like “well then who was flickering the lights?” and the lights flicker and it pans over to Nosferatu and they’re all like, “Nosferatuuuuuu!”, and he smiles, idk,
mindoftheunkind: homebodyhottie: igender:cozyqueen: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13 what is the joke? i honestly do not understand. is the joke that there is no district twelve? that it is ironic because you were expecting 13 to not be there
pussy does the eel-waiting-to-see-if-you-get-the-joke thing. Ahhhh? Ahhh? wokka wokka
valdanderthal: areyoutryingtodeduceme: 221cbakerstreet: nopholom: princeofprocrastination: Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best face still my favorite an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels love the last
To all the people who thought I was joking about the guy who taught us on ‘how to be a weeb’ in my public speaking class I wasn’t joking. Here’s a DIFFERENT guy teaching us about moe
The reason why Rose was always barefoot was because as a diamond she hated her puff ball clown shoes.
justjames: I saw 0 wake me up when September end jokes this year and this is the character development we all needed
democracyisdead: cockswastika: U.S. elections be like this is it. this is the best post I’ve ever seen. Yeah, basically.This analogy is too tasty though…I think it’s more like coriolis water-swirl shits. Either the toilet flushes the shit
important GIL question:is the dog romancable
alliesob: i am loving all the “tonraq’s d game too bomb” jokes because honestly it is the truth but senna’s uterus is a fucking temple fit to host a godhead for nine months i mean man girl’s got game it’s funnier when you know that,
